I got a few jokes online and used the words you just filled in to make some changes to these:
Father: Jack, why do you so much water?
Jack: I have just had an , Dad.
Father: What"s that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the .
Jack: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Jack: A teapot.
Mom: But I"ve got a teapot.
Jack: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it.